Howdy hey, cool guy.

    People always come up to me and ask me,
"Hey Baron, how did you get to be a cool guy?"
I just laugh and say you're born a cool guy.
Everyone is.
Except for you.

That's why I made this website, so the precious few who aren't born cool guys can learn
from me, Baron Xooper.

The Coolest Guy


VOICE REEL



Internet Thoughts



It is a shame what the internet has become.
Now we only seem to be able to express ourselves with social media pages and cookie cutter squarespace websites.
Make your own personal website!
Make a social media platform of one!
Control your impression on the internet.