Howdy hey, cool guy.

    People always come up to me and ask me,
"Hey Baron, how did you get to be a cool guy?"
I just laugh and say you're born a cool guy.
Everyone is.
Except for you.

That's why I made this website, so the precious few who aren't born cool guys can learn
from me, Baron Xooper.

The Coolest Guy


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